Tuesday, November 06, 2007

FUKAN: Broad Encouragement






One Commandment covering all

cut off from songbirds’ springtime call

in a thousand shades of brown and yellow

the call to sit

in fall

is mellow:


come cheats and liars, have a ball,

come pimps and wankers, one and all.


Like Bodhidharma, face the wall.

6 Comments:

Blogger Harry said...

Dear Mike,

My meditation has become dull and boring, and my friends freely use their interesting and exotic esoteric Tibetan practices to get girls (with great results).

Please, can you help me 'Pimp My Zen'?

Regards,

Harry.

10:34 PM  
Blogger Mike Cross said...

Negtive, Harry. I can’t help you Pimp Your Zen. Pimping is none of your business. You are the Wanker.

The Wanker is the sad loser who reveres his own vivid thoughts.

The Zen Pimp is primarily interested not in what is going on within but rather in manipulating others. His method is first to tell his victim exactly what the victim wants to hear. After that it is not so difficult to get the poor dupe to engage in arse-licking and various other forms of dirty work.

Apopros of which....


Some doubter of the true dragon asks: “What is the One Commandment?”

My answer: For example, ‘Thou shalt not be a permanent fixture.’



Again, the student of fake elephants asks: “Can even a cheat, a liar, a pimp, or a wanker practice and experience the practice and experience that penetrates the Buddha’s enlightenment?”

My answer: In principle, it is difficult to think so. But in fact Fukan-zazengi has come to us like this only because there have existed on this earth two slant-eyed sons of Nippon named Gudo Nishijima & Kodo Sawaki, master pimp and king of masturbation, respectively.

Furthermore, according to Master Dogen’s teaching, we should perform prostrations to attainment of the marrow, irrespective of what kind of pimp, wanker or wild fox has got it.



The doubter asks still further, “Is it Master Dogen’s teaching to prostrate ourselves to a pimp?”

My answer: It is just to serve the marrow as the marrow.




Finally the doubter expresses one last doubt: “If a person speaks of being mellow, while at the same time spitting upwards, isn’t there a gap? Isn’t the inevitable consequence of spitting upwards that one covers oneself in spit?”

My answer: The principle to be learned is that of just spitting.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

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10:25 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

...On second thoughts, you don't see the humour in this game (or anything else it seems).

See ya in the graveyard with all the other wankers Oh, Son of a Noble Family.

Regards,

Harry.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Dan Cross said...

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4:52 PM  
Blogger Mike Cross said...

Inhibiting unenlightened behaviour is the most serious thing in the world.

That is Marjory Barlow’s teaching -- I never claimed (I hope) to be particularly good at it.

4:54 PM  

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